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Oct. 7th, 2005

10:30 pm

Hello
i have been just pinching around lately and then i realized...
nobody likes my pinchy pinny kind of self that i am...
i am just a poor little clothespin with no cause since i lost part of my spring in Pin War III.
For those of you that don't know what that was, it was a war in which was fought by many very
honorable pins and clothespins. Pins of all sorts.
Map pins, button pins, push pins, king pins, bowling pins, pin heads, and of course, clothespins.
It was an intense battle in where five hundred billion pins broke.
It was probably the biggest tradegy to happen since the first pins were made...which was tradgic
because they were made with a default to the ultimate depths.
They had plastic springs...those of the pins that were clothespins at least.
And if any of you pin fans out there know, plastic sucks at strength.
They all snapped to death and because the makers of the first clothespins were college students
that had to think up of a class project idea in their inventors class.
They had a project assigned where they had to invent something that could be "handy around the house".
These lucky chucksters thought that we needed something that could clamp up their porn pictures
so that they didn't have to hold them...no computers...long time ago. So they thought of clothespins.
So after one had guessed that they were also used to clamp clothes,
they were originally called pick-clips.
As if anyone read all of that...i'm done with talking about pointless things...literally.
--the Clothes Pin

Current Music: PINk floyd

Oct. 2nd, 2005

08:29 pm

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Current Mood: pinch off!
Current Music: Pinback

Sep. 15th, 2005

09:25 pm

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YIKES

Sep. 2nd, 2005

03:32 pm

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ouch

Aug. 25th, 2005

11:17 am

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we tried conquering the waters back ten years ago,
and nobody took pictures, so this guy painted what it looked like.

Aug. 23rd, 2005

09:13 pm

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there's me taking a swim with a friend

Aug. 21st, 2005

10:17 am

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isn't that a cool painting
the artist is called Pierre Marcel...

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there he is!
my clothespin painting hero.

Aug. 19th, 2005

10:36 am

Hi fellas,
look at these tall ladies...


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they're nice

Aug. 17th, 2005

08:18 pm

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Hello,
Today I pinned myself to this journal
and this is where i will stay!

Every now and then
if you're lucky,
I will introduce you to some of my pinny friends.

So here I stay
and OH CLIP HORRAY!